Easedroppin'

Now and again I have to say, I'm guilty of easedroppin' . I know it's not polite but most of you know by now that I believe if I'm hearin' it...there's something there for me and I certainly don't want to miss out of one of Miss Universe's lessons.  

So I'm standing in line waiting to pay for my windshield wiper and I could have sworn I heard the clerk say...

     Lady, I'm sorry, I just don't have the tools to fix a flat-out liar.

So now I'm thinking,  now there's a tool  somebody needs to invent, and please Lord, let it be small enough to fit in my purse.

Word.